Wednesday, March 2, 2011

你还在吗

过了3个月变了不少
对你来说感情和友情是一样重要
竟然可以这样
给了你机会
你也没有把握
我还能怎样

今天我会让一切结束
不用问也知道你的选择
我认了
不想再提了
这样就这样吧

结束了
累了

今天上课是连续的咯
直到下午4点多才吃我的早餐和午餐
精神上和肉体都很累
我讨厌星期三
总是那么的忙




还在犹豫明天要不要回JB呢
如果这个星期没有回家
下个星期和下下个星期好像不能回
矛盾啊
我好想要放假
可是这个学期没有放假
讨厌啊!!!!!

Friday, February 25, 2011

情侣间的小色短信、从短信中能闻到对方的浪漫♥

1. 我:晚上自己解决啊!(我的意思是晚饭)

他:用手啊?(不知道他想哪里去了)

我:不要想歪,我说是吃饭~

他:TMD,老婆坏坏哦~

2. 没事发短信骚扰他

我:老公我要么…

他:我给!

我:老公我还要…

他:再给!

我:还要么…

他:麽了,再给就是尿了!

我倒!

3. 我:早上好.先生需要什么特别的服务吗?

他:需要

我:晕!台词错了,重来~

他:你们有什么特殊服务呀?

我:※*&^$$#+*^$^$##

我:你起来了没有?

他:整体没有起来.你一说特殊服务部分起来了!!!

4. 闲来无事短他

好消息:<新婚姻法>规定,一个女人可以找4个BF,一个负责繁殖,一个负责外交,一个负责家务,一个负责夜生活,即日起开始实行,我准备娶3个,你先挑做哪个?

他回:可以除了家务都选么?

我回:不行

他回:夜!

5. 上班无聊,给BF短信:喂喂喂,说你呢,别流着哈喇子瞅着美女出神,没见过美女似的,丢人现眼。

BF回复:锤子,老子正对着小白呢

6. 和朋友在外面吃饭

短他说:我在喝木瓜牛奶,张NN的~

他回:哦,那我吃黄瓜,张JJ的~

7. 每天晚上都要打电话或短信后才睡。

我:好了,要睡觉了,亲一个!

他:啵!

我:再亲一个!

他:啵!

我:还要亲一个!

他:啵!

我:还要嘛~~~

他:……流氓!!!

完了爆笑,搞得我都睡不着了~~~

8. 我:到家了吗?好好休息啊。

他:我有二奶照顾你放心啊!到家睡觉!晚安!

我:好!代我谢谢二奶哦!晚安!

9. 他出差

我发:在小老婆那甜蜜呢?

他回:不是,在三老婆这呢,大老婆你先睡吧。

10.我发:天冷,出门多批件袈裟

他回:多谢师太

11. 前天早上睡醒短他:你的肉体在那里?

他回:快到南京了!

我:哦,请你好好照顾你的肉体,我比较关心他!祖国河山是否一片大好?

他回:结婚人挺多!人民安康。。。。

12. 我: BF我在便便,你在吃饭吗?

他: .........

13. 我:我在楼下了,有好多吃的

他:(很兴奋)真的啊,我马上来接你

过了一会 ……

他:人呢?怎么没看到

我:我在我家楼下啊?

14 .我:小弟弟,来姐姐家,姐姐给你一根棒棒糖

他:好!

我:没点矜持!之前教你的哪去了

他:那好,给我两根我才去!

我:#@#¥%…………

他:好闷啊!

我:那我们来玩色医生叔叔给无知少女检查身体的游戏吧

他:表,人家要玩怪老师课后留下小妹妹!

我:%@#¥%※

15. 他:偶在地铁上看见美女了

我:....怒

他:她还跟我搭讪呢

我:她跟你说什么``(吃醋)

他:离我远点!!!!!

我:崩溃~

16. 有天晚,洁面后贴黄瓜

男友打来电话~我按掉,回:宝贝儿,我正贴黄瓜呢,嘴八封住了……一会吧

回:MD便宜那黄瓜了!告诉他那是我专利!

回:别闹~贴黄瓜不能笑的!

回:好在它也姓黄,算了,不跟它一般见识拉~

我笑喷~贴在脸上的黄瓜全掉下~~~

17. 我发;小妞来给大爷笑一个

他回;哇哈哈哈哈,你这彪悍的小妞

我回;严肃点,看我回去收拾你

他回;我刚不都笑了么,你为啥还要收拾人家呀?

我回;笑得太大声,吓到本大爷了。

18. 我:朕有新欢了,爱妃自谋生路去吧~~

他:你敢!跟你没完

(马上转换角色)

我:奴婢不敢,奴婢愿侍奉终生~

他:来,给大爷跳个舞~~

19. 我:臣妾今晚不能来侍寝,也请陛下早些歇息,养足精神,明日再来翻臣妾的牌子。

他:朕有后宫佳丽三千,此事爱妃不必太过忧虑,还须耐住寂寞:)

我:看来今晚非杀回来投毒不可!

他:说笑说笑,借朕几个胆子也不敢翻别人的牌子,况且朕的后宫牌子虽多,写的可都是一个人的名字:)

20. 我:老板,在哪嫖哪~

他:只嫖你,今天是什么颜色(内裤)

我:本小姐今天客满,下次客官请赶早

他:哼

21. 我:小妞,给大爷我笑一个

他:唉呀陈员外,陈大爷,你可是好些天不来看人家哦—……%¥#*#晓女子近些天学了十八摸的段子,要是陈员外不嫌弃小女子,那我就给员外来一段。

22. 我坐他腿上,食指勾他下巴 :妞儿,给爷来个曲儿

他:-_-!

我:怎的? 怕爷我付不起银子?

他:爷您每次吃白食儿之前,都是这么说的!

23. 我:妞,给大爷笑一个~

他:大爷你上次的帐还没给结呢~

我:赊账!咱俩谁跟谁啊

他:真没嫖品!!!

24. 他:亲爱的,你看,天上有雪花在飘耶,好浪漫耶!

我:亲爱的,咱们回家吧,你的白内障越来越严重了耶!

25. 他:亲爱的,你看,天上有一行白鹭在飞耶,好漂亮呀!

我:别嚷那么大声,你这个色盲!那是大雁!6.

26. 他:亲爱的,你什么时候回来啊?

我:我绝对不会告诉你好让你有时间整理作案现场的。

27. 我:亲爱的,我下午洗了二十三只袜子,累死我了。

他:*!怎么会有单数的?!是不是有一双袜子只剩一只了?

我:不是啊,是有三双袜子都只剩一只了耶。

他:......

28. 我:亲爱的,快亲我一下,快亲我一下。

他:为什么这么急?

我:我刚才吃了药,嘴巴好苦!

他:刚好我刚亲的那妞嘴好甜,咱俩综合一下~

我:怒~哪个妞?

他:刚没喝药的那个妞~

29. 我:亲爱的你知道为什么小黄和小白玩猜拳玩了一天都不分胜负吗?

他:……

我:因为小黄和小白是两只猪猪,它们只会出剪刀.

他:……

我:哈哈哈哈……你为什么不笑?给我笑!

他:哈哈,哈哈...

30. 我:快点起床!

他:听见啦!过来,小妞,给大爷唱个曲儿

我:……

他:什么?!敢不唱?!那大爷我给你唱个曲儿吧。

31. 我:亲爱的,你看,我大姨妈来了,好多血啊。

他:*!你喝番茄汁的时候就不能小心一点?!

我:那么凶干吗!小心我让你也来大姨妈,嘻嘻

他:好吧,老婆我错了!

32. 我:亲爱的,你带我散步都散了这么久了,我们也该回家了吧。

他:亲爱的,实话告诉你吧,其实我迷路了。

33. 我:咱们一直散步到那条马路吧。

他:到那儿太远了,一会儿该走不回来了。

我:没事,你背我回来。

34. 我:亲爱的,我给你做了一条内裤,看看喜不喜欢。

他:没事干吗给我做内裤?有什么阴谋?

我:不是啊,老公,我本来想给自己做条7分裤的,发现长了,就剪了一点,然后发现还是长,又剪了一点,然后就剪一点,剪一点,就变成内裤了.....

他:……

35 .我:老公我要…

他:…等会,现在忙

我:你不爱我~

他:那你先把衣脱了吧?

我:自己脱没感觉!

(他刚碰到我)

我:非礼啊~

他:...............

跟男朋友或女朋友偶尔小色一下,不但能增进感情,还是不错的消遣哦,前提是他或她真的是男朋友或女朋友,要不就耍流氓了…

36 他:脚好没

我:没好,还痛

他:那我上来拿东西好了

我:呆会吧,小六子还裸着呢

他:那你先稳着他,让他别穿,我马上上来

我:.......

37 他:吃这个

我:嗯

他:吃这个

我:不要,我不喜欢吃黄瓜

他:不喜欢吃?难道喜欢用?

我:我喜欢用丝瓜。。。。

他:好吧,你赢了。。

男性朋友 男朋友 老公 的区别

男性朋友:他会说好多好听的话,你再怎么发脾气他都笑嘻嘻的。

男朋友:他只会对你说有用的话,谈论你的生活、健康、学习等方面的事。

老公:他会嫌你话多,也不会说甜言蜜语给你听,甚至只会指挥你做这做那,因为他认为你是他的。他习惯了!

男性朋友:他不在乎你和其他的男生来往,他只觉得和你在一起开心就好,没有想也根本不会想到你们的将来。

男朋友:你要是和其他的男生在一起,他会吃醋,会不高兴,甚至想扁那个男生,他不愿意和其他人共同拥有你。

老公:如果你和其他男人有来往,他的脸色会很难看,甚至你给异性打电话过于投入,他也会故意在你身边咳嗽。他认为老婆是他的。

男性朋友:你上课离教室很远,他愿意绕道而行先用自行车送你,哪怕自己迟到。

男朋友:绝对不会绕道送你上课,除非顺路,因为他也有自己的事。只有有了成绩,才有好工作,才能给你幸福。

老公:他虽然每天对你很不满,埋怨你的菜做得不好吃,又不温柔。但是他会在外面打拼,为了这个家而辛勤工作,为了你的幸福而努力,每个月的收入都会交给你,虽然有时会留一点点私房钱。

男性朋友:当你穿一件很漂亮但是有点暴露的衣服的时候,或你化妆化得很漂亮的时候,他会夸你漂亮,可以把你说得好开心。他在讨好你!

男朋友:他也会说你好美,但会严肃地补充一句:虽然这样很漂亮,但只能穿给我看。

老公:干什么穿成那样?你什么样我还不知道吗?

男性朋友:当你生病难受的时候,他会问你的病情,说一些笑话逗你开心,让你觉得他是世界上最关心你的人。

男朋友:如果你病得很重,他会整夜不睡都在担心。如果你病不是很严重,他会不停地唠叨,怎么这次这么不小心就生病了,关心到你烦。

老公:虽然平时不是很关心你,甚至不在乎的样子。你生病的时候,他还会不停地埋怨你,没事生什么病,但你放心,为你端水端饭的绝对是他,当你第二天醒来,他绝对是坐在床边守着你睡着的,那时你会觉得其实他蛮可爱的!

结论:

男性朋友―他可能在追求你。

男朋友―他真的爱你!

老公―他离不开你,你已经成为他生活中的一部分!

最近又想玩回blog的冲动
O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
超久没有上来了
今天上来清理补满灰尘的blog
改了些东西
还有很多东西需要改
因为很多东西已经不适合现在

转眼间
我尽然进入第三个sem了
每次去学校然后回家
来回这样就过了一天
唯有没有改变的是
我还是不怎么读书
回到家从来没有开过书本
马马虎虎的过了2个学期
很不充实
感觉也很不真
对于之前的两个sem好像没有什么记忆叻
老了老了


今年是最后1年年龄是‘1’开头
明年就要‘2’开头了
让人感觉好老
时间真的太快了
人的想法很奥妙
小时候
希望可以快点长大
而现在希望时间能停留在美好的时刻



希望我能常上来更新
还有
❤天天开心❤

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

▶很久没有更新了◀

最近不是太忙就是懒惰写
想写的时候就是太忙
得空的时候就是懒惰写
O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

最近没有什么事发生
2个星期的假期就快结束了
要考试了
还没有开始k书
→等死吧←
哈哈

没有办法
太久没有这样玩了
真爽
真希望假期不要结束
不过考完试后又有一个星期的假期
哇咔咔
⊱假期万岁⊰
o(≧v≦)o~~好棒 УЕАП



Monday, August 2, 2010

The type of class that i detest

Education getting important compare to last time . Nowadays , parents also keep forcing their children to study hard for their own future . At the same time , children's stress is getting heavier than last time children . Last time children hope that they can study but nowadays children hope that they do not have to study and can live freely . It is impossible to live freely without any education . To have a well pay job , we must have good result in education . Do you agree ? There are many type of class in education . Such as good/bad timing class , environment of class , equipment of class , the type of lecture and so on . For me , there are a few type of class that i detest .

The first type of class that I detest is having bad lecture . It is because having bad lecture in one class will influence student mood . By having good lecture , student will try their best not to fall sleep in class and try to concentrate what lecture is teaching . For me , a good lecture must not always late to class . For example , a class start at 8 am in the morning but most of the time the lecture late go into the class . It will influence the mood of the student and make the lecture plan postpone to another day and keep dragging until the end the syllabus cannot been teaching finish . Next , a good lecture is friendly and not all the time post out their serious faces and responsible to their job . Some lecture is very irresponsible to their job . For example , the lecture go into the class and teach what he or she want to teach . After finish what he or she want to teach then lecture leave the class immediately . He or she did not ask whether student understand what he or she teach . This kind of attitude is represent very irresponsible lecture . After class , student go find lecture with some question but they do not know what is the problem that they do not understand in that particular question . But some lecture straight ask them what your problem is . The student will scare and say nothing and go back home . In this case , student will choose not to understand the question rather than ask lecture .

The next type of class that I detest is bad timing . It will make student cannot concentrate in class . The timing of class is very important . I detest the class in the early morning . Although scientist said early morning is the best time to absorb new knowledge . But i do not like morning classes at all especially 8am in the morning . I usually sleep late at night about 1 or 2 am in the morning . The next morning i have to get up on 7 am , I feel very tired and cannot concentrate in class . If student cannot concentrate in class , then the lecture class will be wasted . It is because student cannot get any new knowledge that lecture teach . It is waste time and waste money only . Another timing of class that i detest is night classes . I always walk to school .From my house to school , I need 10 mins to arrive school . If the class at night , i need to walk to school by own . It will be very dangerous especially they are many thief snatcher nowadays . There are a few friends of mine have been snatched during they walk back to house .


The third type of class that i detest is bad environment of school and equipment in the classroom . For example , there are many grasses and soil and do not have a pathway along the school to classroom . It is very irritating when step on those soil after rain . The environment of class is also very important to student . Bad environment of class will affect the mood of student also . For example , the classroom air condition broke down or very warm , student will feel like going to suffocation . Student will not pay attention to lecture because they are busying fan themselves using paper . In a warm room , all type of smell will occur in the classroom . Besides , student need good equipment . For example , the desk and chair has been destroyed and do not repair or buy new chair and desk . There will insufficient of chair and desk for student . How student going to study without chair and desk . In addition , the brightness in the chair is also very important . A dull classroom will make student hard to read book and may cause student having short-sightedness .

These are the type of class that i detest . I hope these type of class will not appear in school . Lastly , I hope lecture try their best to teach students and school will improve the classroom equipment .

Sunday, August 1, 2010

how to stay awake in class

How to stay awake in class ? How to make sure that you are paying 100% concentration to lecture ? It is hard to keep stay awake in class . Student easy fall sleep in class especially morning class . This is because student sleep late at night . The next morning student have class and forced to get up and go to school or college or university . Student always accidentally fall sleep in class . If unluckily , will catch by teacher . Sometime student will scold by teacher or get punishment . Besides , boring subject such as history will cause student to fall sleep in class .

There are few methods that can overcome fall sleep in class problem . Firstly , get a good night sleep the night before . This will allow you to be more attentive in class . For sleepers , they requires around seven to nine hours a day to get enough sleep for them . Moreover , extra preparation of that particular subject before enter the class . So that , you will understand what teacher going to teach and what teacher talking about the topic . This is to avoid become frustrating in class and understand what teacher teaching . It also can avoid fall sleep in class . If you do not understand what teacher is teaching in class , you will fall sleep easily in class .

The second method is wake up earlier . You can wake up an extra early before leaving the house . This may help a person look more fresh . In addition , this also can help you prepared for a busy day and get energized . Besides , drink caffeine before going to school such as soda , coffee or tea so it can help you alerted . Energy-boosted drinks such as “Red Bull” . It helps to build stamina and keep you energized during the time you are in class . Chew gum or eat sweet in class will help you to overcome fall sleep in class problem too . Chewing gum gives you something to occupy yourself with and keeps your mind active when lecture is teaching .

Next , eat healthy portions of fruits , cereal or oatmeal as it contains low carlories . It will help your body and mind not only rejuvenated due to loss of energy but to become focused . So that you will be able to pay more attention during lectures throughout the class period . Next , you also can go nutritional store to buy some vitamins . When you are tired , restore your energy by buying some vitamins such as vitamin B which increases your energy level . You can take the tablets before heading to class in no time , you will feel freshness to your body .

Lastly , participate in class discussions whenever you feel going to dozing off or spend a few minutes just focusing on everything that the lecture had said in the class . Giving your undivided attention will keep your mind stimulated and help you stay awake . There are a few that quite thought-provoking and grab your interests to keep mentally responsive of what is going on in the classroom .